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While pupils all over the country were sitting their National Primary Leaving Exams (PLE) , on Twitter, another mass engagement involving Ugandans  was taking place. Talkative Rocker (@beewol) started the ball rolling with his random tweet –

Alright folks … Here’s a juicy Trending topic for Ugandan Tweeps #PLE2012 I shall attack first

and in a few hours, our timelines were filled with the hashtag #PLE2012.

[UPDATE: The hashtag hit the BBC : @beewol BOOOOM! #PLE2012 just reached BBC and guess who got a mention *breaks into song* Opa Ugandan Style! ]

Users set about asking parody questions usually attaching a subject at the start and the number of marks they would award if answered correctly. Topics ranged from celebrities, to politics, to sports as Ugandans went awol often posting very humorous questions that left many of us tugging at our tummies and drying our ears for the comedy of it all.

We took sometime to bring you some of the funniest tweets as posted by Ugandans on #PLE2012.

 

@mbabazi_AN#PLE2012 Name the strongest woman in Uganda. Clue: She can carry a whole mast. (answer 5 marks)

@Chrischarito_#PLE2012Math. In a polling station of 20 voters, how many votes will Museveni Get. a) 23 b) 330 c) 546 d) 29062

@ssojo81#PLE2012 Briefly explain why all Bwaise residents need swimming lessons. 10 marks

@MDonastone#PLE2012 which post was Seya Ssebagala denied? a) fortportal b) portfolio c) fortpolio d) fortfolio

@solomonking #PLE2012 Explain why Straka’s Late Show can only be viewed on a wide-screen TV ( 20 marks )

@ssojo81: #PLE2012 Who discovered oil in Uganda? a) John Speke b) Capt. Lugard c) It was single-handedly discovered by NRM. (10 marks)

@BenjaminMugema: #PLE2012 Science: Straka displaces her own weight in a fluid in which she floats. a) She does not float b) True c) False

‏@_pensioner #PLE2012: Name the island which one country owns the water and another country owns the fish?

@patuhaire Name the cabinet minister who won the 2012 Sleeping Contest during #Uganda‘s State of the Nation Address in June#PLE2012

@Besigye_: #PLE2012 which is the worst network in uganda and what should MTN do to improve its services?(8 marks)

@smull_EL:#PLE2012 MAths: Straka has 5 brothers. How many people can fit in an ipsum??”

‏@Besigye_#PLE2012 besides kazinda, name the other recipients of foreign aid. (3 marks)

@_pensioner: #PLE2012 : In which year did Kasangati become a police barracks?

@dmumbere#PLE2012 SST: Who will be Uganda’s next president? a) Yoweri b) Kaguta c) Museveni d) All the above

‏@beewol#PLE2012 SST. What happened to Micheal Ross’s career? a) It died b) He had no career c) Who is Micheal Ross? (6 Marks)

@oleebranch@lwasabad: #PLE2012 MATH calculate how many times Besigye has got tear gased, given the radius of his eye ball is 12 cm.”

@arnold_cle#PLE2012 Math If Besigye leaves his house at midday and police is notified at 11:30am. Calculate the time left for evacuation of the city?

@smull_EL: #PLE2012 MAths: If golola received 12 punches, how many times did he land on the floor??”

@arnold_cle: #PLE2012 Math; Calculate the number of red cards and referees needed to get Man Utd to the top of the table?

@smull_EL #PLE2012 English: Arsenal is a prolific club in Europe. (Begin the sentence with Trophies………..)

@Temb_temb: #PLE2012 English: Begin a sentence with the phrase “Zizidingzizidingzizidingziziding Coco Finger…”

@Eyzq#PLE2012 Math If Allen Kagina collects UGX 142 billion in a month, how much goes to Basajjabalaba?!

‏@ssmusoke#PLE2012 Which #Uganda musician has the most hit songs, the most beautiful woman, the biggest car, and does the most housework?

@echwalu: #PLE2012 Write NRM in full. (Start with Twakoowa) (25marks)”

@gatimo1: #PLE2012 English: What is the alternative Name for Thief in Uganda? A: Kazinda B: Government Official C: MP D: All of the above

@BenjaminMugema: #PLE2012 Science: Straka displaces her own weight in a fluid in which she floats. a) She does not float b) True c) False

@brolongo: #PLE2012 SST What is the basoga whatsapp version called? ‘Kodeeyo’

@ssojo81: #PLE2012 Who discovered oil in Uganda? a) John Speke b) Capt. Lugard c) It was single-handedly discovered by NRM. (10 marks)

‏@smull_EL#PLE2012 Science: Which of the following is a killer disease. a) FOMO b) Desh c) Kony d) Tuberclosis

@Besigye_: #PLE2012 name the major recipient of teargas in Uganda (5 marks)”

‏@Besigye_#PLE2012 Besides straka, name any other major land features in Uganda. (4 marks)

@Besigye_#PLE2012 Re-arrange the following letters to get the name of an opposition leader- B I G E Y E S (3 marks)

@BenjaminMugema: #PLE2012 English; Write Agnes Nandutu in full.”

@mbabazi_AN; #PLE2012. King is to kingdom while …………… is to a country a) Museveni b)Yoweri c)Kaguta d)all of the above ”

@_pensioner#PLE2012 : Name the country that sends troops to foreign missions but cant afford to capture Kony for 30 years

@Smol_Phiefie; #PLE2012 English.. He is my friend, I love him (Rewrite the sentence using ..FriendZone (10Marks)”

@FelixDonBash#PLE2012 Math. You went to bed with 2000shs MTN airtime calculate how much airtime you have when u wake up if u sleep for 5 hrs

‏@diamondtrust66How many districts does Uganda have. Note: Indicate the time when you answer the question to cater for new districts. #PLE2012

@_pensioner:#PLE2012: The Answer is Nantaba, what is the question? (99 Marks)

@DkUsualSuspect#PLE2012 Math:A #UgCRANESplayer,stepsup to take a penalty,the goal post is 8m wide,2.4m high& 11m from the ball.Wat do u think happens?Smh

@beewol#PLE2012 SST. How many times have the Uganda Cranes #ALMOST qualified for AFCON? (5 Marks)”

@Besigye_ : #PLE2012 Re-arrange the following letters to get the name of an opposition leader- B I G E Y E S (3 marks)

@ithinkfrank#PLE2012 Using diagrams, differentiate between gangnam style and azonto

@gatimo1#PLE2012 English: What is the alternative Name for Thief in Uganda? A: Kazinda B: Government Official C: MP D: All of the above..

@ssmusoke#PLE2012 Using simultaneous equations guestimate the number of districts #Uganda will have in 2045

@beewol#PLE2012 SST – Name any 120 districts in Uganda …then walk out cos u have finished. (100 Marks)

@sow_zee Spain is not Uganda, Discuss (12 marks) #PLE2012

@beewola#PLE2012MATH – If John earns 1.5M but owns a 10 billion dollar complex, what is the probability that John is a Minister?

@sotandeka: Which TV station do you watch if you want to sleep early? a) UBC b) UBc c) uBc d) ubc #PLE2012

 

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