So here you are, unsatisfied with that current position as regional assistant to the director of blah blah and ready for a career change. And while career counselors may discourage you from changing job trajectories this late in life, finding this LinkedIn listing is like a sign from God.
Make sure to take note of the job requirements: infallibility, celibacy and strong problem solving skills are a must, and you’ll have to work Sundays.
It’s also quite the commitment, being the leader of the Catholic Church. You’ll really be putting your career over your personal life. But the listing does make it clear that you’ll receive dental coverage and eternity in heaven — seems like a pretty robust and reasonable benefits package.
So submit your resumé ASAP, and make sure it’s something the Papal Conclave will notice among all the other applicants.